Send Dogs

crabussy:

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

(via persianlimeboi)

todaysbird:

he’s a doggy…and it’s a doggy door…

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faggotjonesss:

arabella-ardor:

skittyminecraft:

x

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mosquitobf:

nek-ros:

When the mafia finally catches my ass

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

ar1deo:

american psycho x mean girls

roxierockatansky:

holythefirm-deactivated20230530:

𝕱𝕽𝕰𝕾𝕳 𝕬𝕹𝕯 𝕱𝕽𝕺𝖅𝕰𝕹

semen available

𝖂𝕺𝕽𝕷𝕯 𝖂𝕴𝕯𝕰 𝕾𝕳𝕴𝕻𝕻𝕴𝕹𝕲

(via the-ink-drinker)

imposterogers:

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

youforgivehowgodforgives:

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

deirdreskye:

neverwonderneverremember:

making my femboy bf get a pregnancy test every month and getting furiously angry and punching the walls when they all come back negative

Henry VIII

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staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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